Friday, October 29, 2010

A walk in Rocinha


Rocinha is the largest favela in Rio, with over 300,000 residents. It's a slum, but it's not what you'd expect - a lot of the residents have televisions, cars and even credit cards.

Our guide's name is Luiza. She's grown up in Rocinha and she lives here still. She knows the streets of the favela like the back of her hand and she can lead us through the complicated tangle of alleys without once checking where we are.

"A lot of people are afraid of the favelas", she tells us. "The government pretends we don't exist. Other people see movies like City of God and think it's all guns and violence. There is some of that, like everywhere, but we are actually very safe. Everybody looks out for each other".

A guy with a AK-47 comes running up to us and says something to Luiza.

"He thinks one of you took a photo of him" she says. Claire had taken a photo of a motorbike in the alley and this guy happened to be standing behind it. She immediately deletes the photo. Luiza shows him and he smiles and gives us the thumbs up. Luiza explains that the gang members are paranoid about photos, because cops sometimes come in pretending to be tourists. They take a photo of a Rocinha gang member then come back later to arrest them.

The favela is governed by the Rocinha gang. As a result, it's a lot safer than some of the wealthier areas of Rio. Everybody leaves their houses unlocked. Nobody steals. Luiza gave us an example of how it works.

"If somebody steals my handbag", she says, "I tell this boy over here. I would have it back in five minutes, with everything inside. But the thief will be punished, and the gang is very cruel. Both arms, both legs, broken".

Luiza puts her fists together and indicates the snapping of joints. "It's cruel" she repeats, "but we prefer this way to the police. The police will still come in and take the thief, but they don't care about giving the handbag back". The police cause problems for people living in the favela; the gangs solve problems.

"This is our biggest problem", Luiza tells us as she leads us around the corner and points to the large sewerage drain in the middle of the street. It's completely open.

"When it rains", she says, "this drain overflows, and the street becomes a river.

"People here are ashamed of the open drain. They say, "Luiza! Don't show the tourists this, it's embarrassing". But I'm showing you, because every time there is an election the politians come here and they say, "Ah, yes, I will fix this for you, if you vote for me". But look, it's still open." She shrugs. "They never fix it. After the election, we cease to exist again".

It seems that the government turns a blind eye to the favelas, except when there's an election on. Recently they paid for a brand new hospital in the centre of Rocinha. Unfortunately, it's completely empty. There's no equipment, no doctors or nurses. Staff demand higher wages to work in a favela because they claim it's more dangerous, but the government won't pay them more. A handful of doctors work privately instead, and the hospital goes unused.

It's the same with the teachers. There are four intermediate schools in Rocinha but the teachers are always on strike, and the school is often closed. In Brazil it's a law to send your children to school from age six to twelve, punishable by imprisonment.

"But what can the parents do?" Luisa asks.

"If the government won't provide teachers, the kids can't go to school. Education is a big issue. If you don't have education, you can't get a job. Some kids join the gang because they can earn a lot of money. They get a flash car, gold chains, a cellphone. They live for the moment.

"They join the gang young, and they die young".

We spent three hours walking around the favela. I asked Luiza a lot of development and education -related questions, which I won't bore you with, but I will say that it was all very fascinating to learn about the rights of the slum residents. We visited one of the six free childcare centres, the free community samba school and the local swimming pool. We saw a sushi restaurant, a gym, internet cafes, banks and hair salons. We saw a twelve-year old boy sitting on the doorstep with a gun in his hand and we saw an American guy, now a resident, covered from head to toe in tattoos of Rocinha. I asked him why he chose to live in the slum, instead of in the U.S.

"This is my home now", he said to me. "I never felt that in the U.S., but I feel it here".

Nicola

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Don't look at the fish!


Ilha Grande, where we took a boat to after Sao Paulo, is an island located off the coast of Rio de Janeiro. Literally translating to 'Big Island', Ilha Grande has been home to a leper colony, a high-security prison, and most recently a popular tourism spot. The entire island is a protected area, with largely undisturbed Brazilian rainforest and endangered species of monkeys, sloths, parrots and crocodiles. The island's one hundred and two beaches include Lopes Mendes beach, voted one of the top three most beautiful beaches in the world.

On Ilha Grande we stayed two nights in a hostel overlooking the beach. On the first day we went snorkeling in Lagoa Azul (Blue Lagoon).

I'll be honest - I didn't snorkel. I'm not a huge fan of fish. Okay, I hate them. I don't care how colourful they are, the thought of swimming with fish completely creeps me out. The mere thought of one brushing my leg is almost enough to induce a panic attack. But it was a beautiful lagoon, so I got into the water and had a bit of a swim around the boat.

At one point Claire told me that I should put on her goggles and go under to see the fish, just for a second.

"They're beautiful," She said. "You won't regret it"

I disagreed. Fish to me are slimy and googly; at best interesting, but not beautiful. However I felt that it was silly not to do it, seeing as we were after all meant to be here to snorkel and see the fish. After three attempts ("Okay, here goes. Now. Oh I can't! Okay, okay really, now") I put my head under the water.

I would love to say I enjoyed it. The truth is, as soon as I saw the fish swarming around me I was seized by a slight hysteria and had to return to the boat.

Nicola

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Brazilian rules of driving

In Curitiba, Claire and I learnt about all the rules of driving that Brazilians don't follow. When we arrived we stayed with a girl called Bruna, who drove us around all day. First we went to the Botanical Gardens, then to lunch, then to her Mum's work, her Dad's work, the downtown, and finally to their apartment. After offloading our bags at the apartment Bruna took us down to a local bakery get some pão de queijo (pronounced 'pow jee keh-zhoo'), a cheesy tapioca bread and local delicacy.

While we were driving, Claire asked Bruna what was wrong with the seatbelts in the back. Bruna looked confused as she swerved sharply to avoid a truck.

"There's nothing wrong with them" She said. "What do you mean?"

"I mean", said Claire, "They're missing".

"I know", replied Bruna, while simultaneously pulling out in front of a car without indicating. "What's the problem?"

"My mum would kill me if she knew I wasn't wearing a seatbelt right now", I said. (She really would have).

Bruna was genuinely puzzled by this. "Why?"

"Because", I said, "It's dangerous". I'd never really had to explain the merits of seatbelts before. "And it's illegal not to wear seatbelts in New Zealand".

"Oh yes, it's illegal here too," Bruna said, "But nobody cares. And nobody wears them in the back!"

After thinking about this for a while she starting laughing at the idea of anyone voluntarily wearing seatbelts. "Why would you want to wear a seatbelt?" she asked. "They're so stupid!"

"They save your life?" said Claire.

"If you don't have seatbelts in your car, you're not allowed to drive it", I told her. "It's wrong".

Bruna suddenly became serious.

"Okay", she said, "I have to explain you girls something. Here in Brazil, we don't tell you whether your car is right or wrong. You just drive it". She smiled. "Okay?"

This seemed to end the debate because Bruna turned back to the road. "Is talking on a cellphone wrong too, when you drive in New Zealand?" she asked.

"Yes", I replied, eyeing the cellphone in her hand. "It's illegal. Because too many people crash when they talk on them".

"Oh yes. Here too." Bruna nodded sagely as she dialled a number and lifted the phone to her ear. "It's a big problem".

Nicola

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Argentina loves Ham

After a week in Santiago we headed back to Mendoza in Argentina. The journey itself should only take about four hours, but took us close to the whole day after we arrived at the border and found ourselves to be the 27th bus in line waiting to cross (I counted).

With only two customs officers working for over 30 busloads of people, it took an achingly long five hours to get our passports stamped and luggage checked. Once we arrived in Mendoza we had to take another bus to Buenos Aires, so Stacey and I decided to splash out (read: I convinced Stacey that we should splash out) and upgrade to Full Suite bus seats.

The Full Suite bus is really more like a plane; with personal LCD screens, blankets, curtain dividers, seats that recline 180 degrees and a foot rest that comes right up - meaning a fully flat bed and an actual chance at a decent sleep. There was even a safety video at the start of the trip, much like a plane, where they announced that the toilet could be used for liquids only, no 'solids'. At first I thought I has misheard this (after all, what is one meant to do with one's solids? What if you really need to go?) but then they repeated it, just to be sure. No solids, not ever. We were also told not to take our shoes off, but I did anyway, and I didn't regret it for a second. (Who wants to sleep with their shoes on? I ask you!).

The Full Suite bus also meant an upgrade in terms of food. Usually on buses you get a ham sandwich (the ultimate combination of two Argentinian favourites: bread and ham). On our last bus we'd had a platter with about five different types of ham, followed by ricotta balls with chunks of ham. Needless to say it is hard to be vegetarian here. After my meat frenzy, which lasted about a month, I was really getting over it. I've been doing my best, but sometimes you just have to eat ham.

This time we received a cold plate, followed by a hot plate. The hot plate was a piece of beef, rolled up with cheese and ham, and served with mashed pumpkin and potato. The cold plate consisted of a bread roll, a piece of garlic bread with (spiced?) ham, a slice of ham with a slice of cheese, some cold rice with peas and carrots, a packet of breadsticks, a small savoury ham, egg and cheese pie; and the kicker: a slice of sponge roll, with a rolled-up piece of ham wedged in the middle. Honestly!

Nicola